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Best Simpsons episodes

1. Homer's Phobia
2. You Only Move Twice
3. The Homer They Fall
4. King Size Homer
5. Cape Feare
6. Flaming Moe's
7. Behind the Laughter
8. Mr. Plow
9. Marge vs. the Monorail
10. Homer the Great


Best Spongebob Episodes

1. Band Geeks
2. Frankendoodle
3. Choclate with Nuts
4. Graveyard Shift
5. Idiot Box
6. Shanghaied
7. Christmas Who?
8. The Camping Episode
9. Survival of the Idiots
10. Spongebob Meets the Strangler
11. Dying for Pie
12. Opposite Day
13. Krusty Krab Training Video
14. Nasty Patty
15. Pizza Delivery
16. SB-129
17. Help Wanted
18. Mermaid man and Barnacle Boy 4
19. Squlliam Returns
20. Roller Cowards
21. Krab Borg
22. Rock Bottom
23. Club Spongebob
24. Wishing You Well
25. Wet Painters
26. F.U.N
27. Krusty Towers
28. Skill Crane
29. Mrs. Puff, You're Fired!
30. Suction Cup Symphony


Best Call of Duty Games

1. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
2. Call of Duty: Black Ops
3. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
4. Call of Duty: World at War
5. Call of Duty 2
6. Call of Duty 3
7. Call of Duty: Big Red One
8. Call of Duty
9. Call of Duty: Finest Hour



Best Modern Warfare Guns

1. ACR
2. M4A1
3. SCAR-H
4. AK47
5. FAL
6. Model 1887 Akimbo
7. Intervention
8. M21-EBR
9. TAR-21
10.F2000


Top 5 Simpsons episodes per season (first nine)


Season 1

5. Krusty gets Busted
4. Bart the General
3. Homer's Night Out
2. Life on the Fast Lane
1. The Crepes of Wrath


Season 2

5. Blood Feud
4. Three Men and a Comic Book
3. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
2. Dead Putting Society
1. Bart the Daredevil

Season 3

5. Lisa's Pony
4. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
3. Homer Defined
2. Flaming Moe's
1. Homer at the Bat

Season 4

5. Whacking Day
4. Mr. Plow
3. Marge vs. The Monorail
2. Duffless
1. Lisa's First Word

Season 5

5. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
4. Treehouse of Horror lV
3. Deep Space Homer
2. Homer Loves Flanders
1. Cape Feare

Season 6

5. Itchy and Scratchy Land
4. Who Shot Mr. Burns?(Part 1)
3. Homer the Great
2. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
1. A Star is Burns

Season 7

5. Who Shot Mr. Burns?(Part 2)
4. 22 Short Films About Springfield
3. The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
2. A Fish Called Selma
1. King Size Homer

Season 8

5. Homer's Enemy
4. Burns, Baby Burns
3. The Homer They Fall
2. You Only Move Twice
1. Homer's Phobia

Season 9

5. Lisa's Sax
4. The Cartridge Family
3. Natural Born Kissers
2. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
1. Dumbell Indeminty




Best to Worst Harry Potter Books


1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- The action was so amazing in this and it's super cool how they find and destroy all the Horcruxes. My favorite books of all time.

2. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire- This was the most action packed Harry Potter of all time and the ending was amazing when Lord Voldemort rose and how Barty Crouch Jr. put Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire and Harry went through the whole Triwizard Tournament just to get his friend killed and have Lord Voldemort rise again.

3. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince- This book is amazing because you get to know Voldemort's past better and how Draco Malfoy turns to the bad side. Although the ending was kind of sad, it was an amazing book.

4. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban- Great Book! Has a great plot twist at the end, everything was the opposite then what you thought!

5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- I don't know why everyone hates this book, it's an amazing mystery. Even though it's not the best, it's still really great!

6. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- Great beginning to the best book series in the world!

7. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- Ugh, this is the only Harry Potter book I don't like. Very boring at the beginning and some parts just didn't make sense and it was super slow and didn't really go anywhere.


Best Agatha Christie Books

1. And Then There Were None- This is the best mystery I've read and the best Agatha Christie book I've read. It was the first one and it made me want to read more of her books. Nothing beats this!

2. The ABC Murders- This is defiantly the best Hercule Poirot book of all time! This book punches Sherlock Holmes in the face! Defiantly get this book!

3. Murder on the Orient Express- Agatha Christie put all of her best ideas for mysteries in this book! Outstanding!

4. Death on the Nile- The best suspense in a mystery book of all time! Pretty much impossible to find out the end! She builds up a huge suspense and then as always, she does a great twist! The best Agatha Christie movie too!

5. Evil Under the Sun- 3 words to describe this book. Outstanding, Masterpiece, Awesome!

6. Death Comes as the End- Amazing book! Shows life back in Ancient Egypt and is totally suspenseful. The names are a little confusing, but it's still awesome, the multiple deaths keep you reading.

7. Peril at End House- Really good Poirot book showing how a lady has escaped 3 attempted murders. I could kind of see the ending coming, but it is quite suspenseful all the way through.

8. Cat Among the Pigeons- I think this book is quite underrated. It's very clever and the final twist made me kick myself.

9. Appointment with Death- Very clever book. I loved the whole setting in this book and it's defiantly the least likely suspect. I went through who I thought was killer dozens of times and I thought of every character except for the actual killer! Get this book!

10. Death in the Clouds- Very great twists in this. Nothing is what you think!

Best Agatha Christie Movies(Not in order)

1. Murder on the Orient Express

2. And Then There Were None(1945)

3. Death on the Nile


Best Stephen King movies

5. The Green Mile

4. Misery

3. The Shining

2. The Shawshank Redemption

1. Stand By Me


Best Quentin Tarantino Movies

5. Kill Bill(Volumes one and two)- A fun Kung-Fu action movie! It brings back are favorite character from Reservoir Dogs, Michael Madsen and has Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman.

4. Inglorious Basterds- This introduced me to the academy award winner Christophe Waltz. He's amazing in this. Watch Schindler's List, then watch this and you'll be cheering more than you ever have!

3. Pulp Fiction- This is defiantly the best Samuel L. Jackson movie. He stuck with Quentin for some time but never topped this! Go Jules! Very cool how everything ties together!

2. True Romance- Very strong cast in this! Christopher Walken is amazing in this! This movie has the best mexican standoff in a movie ever!

1. Reservoir Dogs- One of my favorite movies of all time and my favorite Tarantino movie! My favorite scene is everyone's favorite part, the ear cutting scene!(Check out that video on my blog). Michael Madsen was amazing in this! Along with Tim Roth, Harvey Keitel, and who could forget Lawrence Tierney in this? A hilarious jerk! Defiantly the best Tarantino movie!


Best Family Guy Episodes

1. You May Now Kiss the, Uh, Guy Who Receives

2. The Man with Two Brians

3. To Love and Die in Dixie

4. Petarted

5. Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

6. And Then There Were Fewer

7. Dial Meg for Murder

8. Road to Multiverse

9. Patriot Games

10. The Fat Guy Strangler

11. McStroke

12. Petergeist

13. Dog Gone

14. The Tan Aqueduct with Steve Zissou

15. Barely Legal


List of all Hercule Poirot Books(In Order)

1. The Mysterious Affair at Styles

2. The Murder on the Links

3. Poirot Investigates

4. The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

5. The Big Four

6. The Mystery of the Blue Train

7. Peril at End House

8. Lord Edgware Dies

9. Murder on the Orient Express

10. Three Act Tragedy

11. Death in the Clouds

12. The A.B.C Murders

13. Murder in Mesopotamia

14. Cards on the Table

15. Murder in the Mews

16. Dumb Witness

17. Death on the Nile

18. Appointment with Death

19. Hercule Poirot's Christmas

20. The Regatta Mysteries and Other Stories

21. Sad Cypress

22. One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

23. Evil Under the Sun

24. Five Little Pigs

25. The Hollow

26. The Labors of Hercules

27. Taken at the Flood

28. The Under Dog and Other Stories

29. Mrs. McGinity's Dead

30. After the Funeral

31. Hickory Dickory Dock

32. Dead Man's Folly

33. Cat Among the Pigeons

34. The Clocks

35. Third Girl

36. Hallowe'en Party

37. Elephants Can Remember

38. Curtain

My Favorite Video Games

5. Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony- I've never really liked Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas of Grand Theft Auto: Lost and Damned, but this Grand Theft Auto had an amazing storyline and you have much cooler Choppers, you can sky dive, you can replay missions, and you can wrestle in cages! The missions are very action packed and the free play is awesome. Get this game, and you won't regret it.

4. Super Paper Mario- The 3rd game to an amazing series. Paper Mario on the Wii? It doesn't get much better then this. My favorite Wii game ever and an amazing story when you can play as not only Mario, but Peach, Bowser, and Luigi. The bad guys are developed amazingly too. Awesome game!

3. Call of Duty: Black Ops- The best Call of Duty ever! The first Call of Duty with an actual story to it. What makes this game so great it the Single Player's Campaign. This is the first Call of Duty with an actual story to it while the others are just mindless missions but this Call of Duty means something and goes through a lot of interesting history events such as the Bay of Pigs and the Cuban Missile Crisis. The online gaming provides endless fun, when you get to customize your own weapons and make your own emblem. Get this game, best Call of Duty ever!

2. Grand Theft Auto 4- The long waited Grand Theft Auto game came out and I was amazed and breathless by it's story, it's graphics, it's online play, and the scenery of Liberty City. The game has an amazing story and has crazy characters. A long story mode which I love. Breathless game, get it!

1. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door- Oh my god, best game ever! What made it great was the whole story, walking through Twilight Town saving people from getting turned into pigs, riding the Excess Express, and being the Great Gonzales in Glitzpit. My favorite game ever, get it!