Who is Ian?

My Sibling, My Enemy


I’m Taylor, sister of Ian Dork face! I’m not his sibling, I’m his enemy! I’m going to tell you a story of my brother.
I just got home from school, I went upstairs to go see my stuffed animals, Betty and Cynthia. I didn’t see them. I then saw a note on my bed.
“A note?” I asked.
I picked it up and read it.
“If you want to see your stuffed animals again, pay $100 dollars,” I read.
I roared with anger.
“Ian!” I yelled walking to his locked bedroom door. “Open up!” I yelled.
Ian then jumped out of his room wearing a scary clown mask! I screamed and fell down to the ground.
Ian laughed. He then took out Betty and Cynthia!
“Ian!” I yelled. Ian ran down the stairs laughing. I ran after him growling. He ran into the backyard.
“Come back here!” I yelled.
He then climbed up this very tall tree that I couldn’t climb up! I growled.
“Loser!” Ian called laughing.
I growled. Ian then got some rope and hung Betty and Cynthia!
“Ian, I’ll kill you!” I yelled.
“Heads up!” Ian laughed throwing Betty and Cynthia into a water puddle.
“No!” I screamed.
They were soaking wet! I roared with anger. So that’s the story. So what do I think of Ian? He’s a big fat faced jerk that I hate! And I- whoa! Ian has Cynthia! I’ll get her back!



Miley, Portrait of a Dog

I’m Ian’s Yorkie Poo, Miley. Ian is a great friend! I remember first seeing him at the pet store and knowing this is my dream owner! He always chases me, walks me, feeds me, and always protects me!
There is one thing I don’t like about him! He gives me baths! I hate baths! I will tale you a story of Ian.
Ian was throwing a tennis ball for me to catch. I caught it and brought it back. Ian looked at his watch and smiled.
“Miley, it’s time for your bath!” Ian told me.
My eyes widened and I ran off whimpering. I jumped behind the couch shaking. Ian opened up the couch and smiled.
“There you are,” Ian said.
I ran off again and ran upstairs and under Ian’s mom’s bed.
“Hey Miley! I got bacon you!” Ian called. I smiled and ran downstairs excited.
Ian then grabbed me and carried me to the bath! He put me in it and started to wash me! I kept whimpering.
Ian stopped and got me out of the bath.
“There, don’t you feel better?” Ian asked.
“No,” I thought.
I ran off. So, I love Ian, but I hate it when he gives me- whoa, Ian said he’s got bacon! Better go get it!


Frog Among the Humans
I’m Ian Welfley’s stuffed animal Percy. I’m a frog. Ian is my best friend! Ian always plays with me. He brings me into the woods and we go into a tree house of his that is on top of a lake.
He has had me for 5 years and I’m 7 years old. Although he did take me away from my brother Randy, and my sister Janet, I still like him a lot!
Ian is really adventurious and fun to play with. But he is pretty mean to his sister though. Ian and I always go and steal her stuffed animals, Betty and Cynthia. We ask for 100 dollars and tie her stuffed animals up. It is so fun!
But sometimes Taylor, his sister, kidnaps me and ties me up but Ian always gets me back.
So take my advice, have Ian as a friend, you won’t regret being friends with him!




One, Two, Rats in my Shoe!

I’m Bernie the Rat, a rat that lives in Ian’s house. Now, Ian is a hunter! He sets traps everyday trying to catch and kill me! I can’t leave my hole because a bunch of mousetraps are in front of it! He always gets his paintball gun out and tries and shoots me with it! I say, all he does is try and kill me!
He killed my brother Eugene with a mousetrap that he put in the fridge and when Eugene opened up the fridge to get cake, that was his last trip.
His dog, Miley, ate my sister Joan, and he killed my dad, Seward, with a throwing star.
My mom was killed at are first house. Now I think I’ll die of starvation, because he put mousetraps in front of the hole, the pipes, and all around the house!
So wrapping it up quickly, beware of Ia-BAM!



The Teacher and the Ian

Who is Ian? A giant trouble maker! I’m Mr. Tagert, a big target for Ian!
Ian has put firecrackers in my sandwich, hypnotized me to be stupid, put a tack on my chair, shaved my head, and shot me in the butt with a paintball gun, and also put a farting machine on my chair when I sat down!
Yesterday, Ian brought attack dogs into the room and put M80’s into my watermelon!
I always get in trouble and not Ian with the principal and get a spanking from Dr. Mackin!
So Ian is an evil troublemaker and always gets me in trouble!
So read my writing, don’t trust Ian!



Me, Myself, and Ian
What do I think of myself? I think I’m a friendly adventrious boy!
Don’t ask Bernie the Rat, my sister Taylor, or Mr. Tagert about me, because they’ll only say bad things about me.
Ask Percy, Miley, my mom, Brian, and anyone else in the world because they’ll say good things about me!
So to wrap things up, I think I am a nice fun guy! And watch out for Bernie the Rat, I’m after him!