Happy Principal

Something weird was going on today. Kids who went to the principal’s office never came back.
For example, William went spat on someone and went to the principal’s office and never came back.
Anyways, today was show and tell.
“Thank you Emily, that was lovely, who like to go next?” Mrs. Sacks asked.
I raised my hand.
“Anyone besides Ian?” she asked. “Hey!” I yelled.
I then went up. I then took out a picture of a dinosaur eating a person.
“Now, for show and tell today I will show you my latest invention, Dino Ians, these predators will feast on all of you, break all of your limbs, and peel the flesh off your bones, but there is one way you can evacuate from this, be my friend, it’s going to cost you 20 dollars to be my friends, any takers?” I explained.
“Go to the principal, Ian” Mrs. Sacks growled.
I then walked to the principal’s office disappointed. When I got to the principal’s office I saw kids in cages including William! I gasped.
A walrus sat at the desk. “Kneel here,” growled the walrus.
“Do your worst!” I growled. The walrus then got out a crossbow! “Uh oh,” I gulped.
He shot and missed. I got a staple gun out and shot him! I released the kids. I had won!