Bummer, Lummer, Summer

My family and I were going to the most crappy place anyone can go, Twibight Town. We were driving. I kept kicking my mom's chair.
"Quit pouting Ian!" my mom yelled. I groaned.
"We should of saved are money to go to Hawaii," I pouted.
All of the sudden I was on a plane! A sound came on the speaker. "This is your Captain speaking, we are going to land at Hawaii shortly," the voice announced.
"Huh?" I asked.
I looked out the window and saw Hawaii!
"What the?" I gasped.
My mom and the rest of my family were sitting next to me.
"Ian, get ready, we are about to land," my mom said.
"Awesome!" I cheered looking at the waves below are plane. "I wish I could ride the waves now," I said.
All of the sudden I appeared on a surf board on the waves!
"Whoa!" I gasped.
It was such a surprise that I fell off my surfboard. I then got stuck in a riptide!
"I hope a boat saves me!" I cried drowning.
A net then got me and I got picked up into a fisherman's boat.
"Thank god!" I cheered.
"Why we have always needed a slave for the boat," said one of the fisherman.
"Wait, I can control stuff!" I gasped.
The fisherman got out a harpoon gun but then I said "I wish all you fisherman were pancakes!" I yelled.
They turned into pancakes, I laughed. Then a shark crashed into the boat. I then flew off the boat into the water. I was underwater and saw sharks swimming towards me! I gulped and went up for a breath.
"I wish I was the fastest swimmer in the world!" I wished.
I started to swim at 200 miles per hour! "This is so cool!" I cheered.
I lost the sharks in only 3 seconds! I then saw an island in the distance. I got on the land.
"This is awesome!" I cheered.
I then saw a crashed plane and hungry people ran out of it. "Food!" they cheered running towards me!
"I wish I was back on the plane!" I screamed.
I then appeared on the wing of the plane and the powerful wind blew me off the wing! I screamed falling.
"I wish I had a parachute!" I screamed. But no parachute appeared! I then looked down at the ground and screamed about to hit the ground!
I then woke up in the car heading to Twibight Town in horror sweating.
"Wait, what?" I asked.
"We're here at Twibight Town," my mom then said parking.
I ran out of the car and kissed the ground.