Elf Tails

I sitting in the house alone.
My mom went to work. She left me at home because she knew I was responsible.
It was Christmas Eve.
I heard a slam on the door. "What the heck?" I asked. I opened the door. No one was there.
I went outside to check what was going on.
All of the sudden I saw a bush shake.
"Huh?" I asked. I went to check it.
All of a sudden a little green figure ran out of the bush and ran inside and shut the door.
"Hey!" I yelled.
I tried to open the door but it was locked. I heard giggling inside.
"Hey! Let me in!" I shouted.
I heard a smash. I looked through the window and saw an elf smash are Blu-Ray player with a hammer!
"Augh!" I screamed.
I had to get inside. I grabbed a rock and through it at the window. It shattered and I ran inside.
An egg then hit me in the face. It dripped down my face.
"Hey!" I yelled.
I wiped my eyes and saw a green elf get a scoop of ice cream and threw it at my face. Ice cream dripped down my face.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah!" I screamed.
The elf threw another scoop of ice cream but I dodged it.
The elf got a crossbow out of his pocket.
"Uh oh!" I screamed.
He pulled it back. I ran and he missed. I ran around and I saw the elf. He threw a rope on me and tied me up.
He picked him up with all of his might while I was still tied up and he threw me on the couch.
"There, now you stay here while I steal everything, and here, you can watch The Smurfs while I finish up," the elf said.
I hated The Smurfs!
The elf turned it on and walked away. It was so stupid! I couldn't take it anymore!
My dog Miley came walking near the couch.
"Hey Miley, untie me!" I commanded with joy.
She came walking toward the couch wagging her tail, until she saw a brownie on the floor.
She took it in her mouth and walked away.
"Hey!" I yelled.
I started chewing on the rope and I untied myself!
I went upstairs and saw the elf putting jewelry in a suit case! The elf looked at me.
"Hey! How did you-" but he couldn't finish because a sleigh with raindeer came right through the house. It was Santa Claus!
"Grumpy! You know to stop stealing stuff!" Santa Claus shouted.
He grabbed the Grumpy and they flew back to the North Pole. I let out a sigh of relief.