Mr. Carnivore

When I woke up today I got shocked by a lose wire. When I was eating breakfast I stabbed myself with a fork. When I ran for the bus I tripped in thorns. When I got to school I was beaten up by bullies.
“Things couldn’t possibly get any worse,” I said.
When I walked in I saw Braydin getting eaten by a dinosaur! I stared in horror. I tried to scream but no sound came out.
“If you are bad, I will eat you, and by the way my name is Mr. Carnivore,” the dinosaur told.
Joanne sighed. Mr. Carnivore ate her.
“Anyone else?” he asked.
No one said a word.
“Now, silent reading for the whole day!” he yelled. Carleigh groaned. Mr. Carnivore ate her.
“I can take him!” yelled William.
He got a chair and threw a chair at him. Mr. Carnivore fell down. The class cheered. William blew kisses but right at that moment Mr. Carnivore ate him. I gasped. The dinosaur came to eat me but then I woke up.
“All a dream,” I said.
I went downstairs for breakfast but saw a dinosaur cooking my breakfast.