Monday, Cruddy, Monday

It was monday and I was walking to school. I walked in the school.
"I think a burp died trying to get out of my mouth," I said.
I went to get a drink. A dolphin was getting out of the water fountain! I gasped.
"Whoa, what a trip, my brother and uncle got caught in the pipes unfortunatly," the dolphin said.
I spat a spitball at the dolphin. "I'll get you for that!" yelled the dolphin.
The dolphin chased me up and down the halls.
"Ahh, help, help!" I screamed.
I made it inside Mrs. Sacks's room.
"I made it," I wheezed.
"Good grazy! Where were you!?" Mrs. Sacks growled. The dolphin was breaking the door down with an ax.
I screamed out Mrs. Sacks name. "Mrs-" but I was interrupted by her. "Quiet Ian, we're learning long division," Mrs. Sacks growled.
The dolphin broke in. Mrs. Sacks ignored my screams and kept on teaching while the dolphin was chasing me around the room.
I ran out of the room and ran to the street.
"You can't escape me!" the dolphin yelled.
I tripped down to the ground and couldn't get up! He was running across the street! Then the weirdest thing happened, he got hit by a car!
"Glad that's over," I said.
All of the sudden a dolphin climbed out of the sewer and looked at me with an angry face.
"You killed my brother!" he yelled. He then ran toward me.
"Oh boy," I sighed.